The Gatekeepers - (PRE ORDER 4/17/26) Diary of a Teenage Prophet (2xVINYL) |

    Diary of a Teenage Prophet
    (Colored Vinyl, Gatefold LP Jacket)
    Artist: The Gatekeepers Format: LP Release Date: 4/17/2026 

    Label: Think Like a Key Rec
    Vendor: Amplified Media Services, LLC
    Distributor: AMPED
    Number of Discs: 2
    UPC: 601570655722
    Genre: Rock
    Release Date: 4/17/2026
    Product ID: TKLK1228.1

    Weight: 1.25 lbs

Description

Long in the making and rich in imagination, Diary of a Teenage Prophet completes composer-producer Alex Wroten's Gatekeepers Trilogy with a darkly funny, genre-defying sci-fi epic that blurs the line between philosophy and pop. The story follows Bonnie Brown, a teenage eco-rebel who's cryogenically frozen during a nuclear apocalypse and awakens thousands of years later to discover her teenage diary has become the basis for a world religion.
Featuring a staggering cast of collaborators - including members of Cheer-Accident, Shawn Phillips, Henry Kaiser, Amy Denio, Hugh Banton (Van der Graaf Generator), Morgan Ågren (Kaipa, Mats/Morgan), Ron Geesin, Fernando Perdomo and more - the album expands Wroten's surreal sonic universe into something both hilarious and unsettling. Available as a 2-LP color vinyl edition housed in a fully illustrated gatefold featuring the complete lyrics - a lavish physical artifact for this visionary 50-collaborator finale.

    Tracks
    Credits

    1 High School Overture
    2 She's Just a Regular Teen
    3 Ap Doomsday
    4 The End of Man
    5 Probably the Afterlife
    6 The World of the Future
    7 The Ancient Vagrant
    8 She's Awake!
    9 Way Too Much Attention
    10 Staying in the Shadows
    11 For the Brown Book Tells Me So
    12 The Fundamentals
    13 Friday Night Rites
    14 In Matt's Image
    15 She's Not a Regular Teen
    16 Beached
    17 The Messenger Vs. the Message
    18 To the Ocean!
    19 Everyone I Know Is Dead

• Availability : PRE ORDER
• Genre: ALT/INDIE
• Format Type: 2xLP
• Released: 04/17/2026